Victricia Malicia
Written by Carrie L. Clickard, Illustrated by Mark Meyers
Although Victricia Malicia Calamity Barrett was born on her family's pirate ship, this
mild-mannered, book-loving girl is sick of the sea:

"I loathe when my sisters speak pirate vernacular,
gag when my lunch is Spaghetti Tentacular,
want a new pet that's not scaly or spiny,
wish I could keep my books somewhere less briny!"

With her nose permanently buried in a book, Victricia is a disaster at pirating chores:
her knots slip, she falls from the rigging, and her cooking makes rats abandon ship!

When Vic's mistakes finally cause a treasure to slide overboard, the pirates decide she
must be grounded - sent ashore until she's ready to become a better buccaneer. But a
sea-serpent appears and things don't turn out as planned. Victricia saves the day and is
granted her wish - to live on the little island where the pirates bury their treasure.

Far from the waves and foam, Victricia is finally able to follow her dream. She opens a
bookstore with Sea Story Hour, and Landlubber Books becomes the pirates' favorite port
in a storm.
Hardcover, 32 full color pages, ages 4-8
ISBN 9781936261123, June 2012
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Endorsements & Reviews

From School Library Journal
"Clickard's masterful text is a rhyming joy to read…. Meyers's humorous illustrations add plenty of special touches like the fitting
names on many book spines and covers. A fun read-aloud."

From Horn Book Reviews
Victricia falls short in the pirate life to which she was born, gravitating toward dry land and books. The rhyming text is lengthy but makes
each punch line feel earned.
Plentiful daylight in the humorous illustrations tells readers these aren't sinister pirates. Close observers may
enjoy some
cleverly titled books in Victricia's collection, including “Don't Let the Pigeon Steer the Ship”.

From Publishers Weekly
In Clickard’s debut, a pirate tale in verse, heroine Victricia would rather read than swashbuckle. Her bookishness isn’t her only
problem; it’s part of a bigger package of nerdy, out-of-place feelings (she makes a shirt that reads “I Heart Dry Land”). To her credit,
Clickard takes rhyme and meter seriously, achieving, at her best, a Gilbert and Sullivan–like patter as she imagines the
pirates mulling disciplinary measures (“Let’s ground her awhile—” “For a week—” “Maybe two...” “On a boring old island, with
nothing to do.” “ ’Twill heighten her gratitude.” “Fix her pirattitude!”). Although Victricia redeems herself, she knows her heart isn’t at
sea, opting for a life as a bookseller—and bringing about a career change among her former shipmates, who become “the world’s first
seafaring librarians!” In full-bleed spreads,
Meyers (the Ballpark Mysteries series) provides lots of pirate detail and even an
ironic moment or two
(Victricia’s baby cradle mobile features a fish skeleton and a dagger, presumably to encourage early pirate
Rollicking, sea-chantey verse and slapstick humor make this a promising readaloud.

From Kirkus Reviews
"Ahoy, mateys; there's one determined young girl aboard this pirate ship. Victricia Malicia Calamity Barrett comes from a long line of
pillagers. Her mother commands the crew, and her father cooks the grub. “Vic,” however, prefers butterfly tattoos and reading. Her
inefficiency at basic buccaneering tasks brings unexpected results when a threatening sea serpent appears on deck. Victricia's
gumption, her poorly tied lines, and a skull-and-bones towel save her boisterous clan. Her future is clear: The end finds her the
proprietor of a bookstore on shore. Her relatives finally support her ambitions, and they spend their time with their noses buried in
some books.
Vic's personality shines through; the sign on the shop's front door reads “No Pillaging or Plundering Books.” Upbeat
rhymes bounce along
as Victricia follows her own path.... Acrylic-and–mixed-media scenes emphasize slapstick and comical
to downgrade the pirates' plundering to a benign, lively romp. Though swelly seas occasionally threaten, overall, it's
smooth-enough sailing here."

From Children's Literature
Victricia Malicia Calamity Barrett was born on the deck of a pirate ship, swaddled in a black blankie, taught her first words from a
parrot, and took her first steps while walking a plank. Nonetheless, she grows up decidedly averse to the life of a plundering and
looting pirate: "Victricia detested it vehemently. Victricia Malicia was sick of the sea." Victricia's family starts to agree that she is not
suited for piracy when she swabs the deck with home-made soap so slippery that "her horrible blunder" causes all their beautiful
plunder to slide off the deck, sunk forever. Luckily, a marauding sea monster who slithers aboard has its murderous plans foiled by
that same slip-slapping, sloshing soap, making Victricia the hero of the day. Still, it is clear that avid reader Victricia is better off as a
landlubber—and it turns out, as a bookstore owner, who inspires her family to give up their trade as "barbarians" for an alternative
career path: "the world's first seafaring librarians."
Rollicking rhyme and exuberant action-filled pictures make this a fun choice
for anyone who is a book lover, or ever felt like a misfit, or, like most of us, both.
Reviewer: Claudia Mills, Ph.D.

From Children's Lit Expert Peggy Sharp
"A pirate who loves books is a librarian's dream. Lots of fun and a healthy reminder that everyone loves a good book."

From The Reading Tub
It takes a couple readings to fully grasp the rhyming pattern, but it is OH SO WORTH IT. This is a story with humor in words and imagery, and
you can't help but love the ending. Lots of pirate talk, plenty of humor, and fast-paced rhyme make this a delight for all ages. This would be a
delightful gift for a book-loving girl.

From Midwest Book Review
"A stirring tale enthralling 4-8 year old children…. Kids will love the rhymes and comic, colorful, swashbuckling detailed illustrations…
and they may even be tempted to become bookstore/library patrons themselves."

"Ride the rollicking rhyme on this sea-
fearing adventure! Victricia is a true heroine, and new author, Carrie Clickard, is a true
." —Lisa Wheeler, author of Dino-Hockey, Ugly Pie, and many other picture books.

From Large Print Reviews
"Victricia Malicia: Book-Loving Buccaneer is a rhyming tongue twisting story book that your kids will fall instantly in love
The story follows the adventures of Victricia Malicia Calamity Barrett, a young girl born to the pirating life who wants nothing
more than to settle on land and take up farming or some other non-watery career. In the meantime, she has taught herself to read and
has become a thorough book worm. When she accidently sinks the pirate's treasure, her pirate parents, much to her delight, ground
her - literally.
My daughter loved this story, in part because it featured an outstanding female lead, and also because of its sing-song narrative.
My sons, on the other hand, ignoring that Victricia was a girl, loved the pictures, the pirate setting, and tricky story line. For myself, I
liked the ending (which I'll not give away) and the fact that the story is a bit of a challenge to read aloud. You might want to go over it
once before reading it to the kids, so you don't make any goofs ;-) Most important, it is a story that I can read, over and over again -
as I've already done and are likely to do for some time - without getting too terribly bored....
This wonderful book was written by Carrie Clickard, who took great pains to ensure that rhymes are well structured and logical -
and that they tell an engaging and funny story. The text is accompanied by lively and colorful illustrations by Mark Meyers, and kids
will enjoy exploring on their own. This is definitely a read out loud book, meant for those eight and younger. While most of the
vocabulary in this book is likely well beyond most new readers, older children with more expansive vocabularies will find this a 'fun'
book to read to their younger siblings, or on their own.
As with most children's picture books, the text of this book is printed in a large print font size. For the most part, the text is
printed on solid colored backgrounds using either a white or black font, which should make the book accessible to those needing or
desiring a large print text. I highly recommend that you get a copy of Victricia Malicia to read with or to the young people in your life.
Just be prepared for a lot of pirating activity in the days to come!"

From Portland Book Review
Victricia Malicia Calamity was born to pirating: her mother is the captain of the vessel they live on, her father is the cook, and her
sisters have happily joined the family business of looting and plundering. Victricia, though, is different, as she has not found joy in being
a pirate. She can’t tie a knot properly, cook, or swab the deck. What she really wants to do is live on land and read books, a desire
that leaves her family and the other pirates perplexed. Will Victricia be allowed to follow her dreams, or will she have to live a life of
dull pirating in the family tradition?
Victricia Malicia: Book-Loving Buccaneer is a fun book for kids and highlights the importance of following your dreams, even if they
are different than your family’s dreams. The book is written in rhyme and is frequently funny, and the illustrations are fun and colorful.
This story on the whole is a great one for kids, especially if they, too, have an abiding love for books.

From Bookfoolery and Babble blog
You have to love this book right off the bat because the author chose to make Victricia's mother the captain and her father the ship's
cook, don't you? The text of Victricia Malicia is so terrific that I feel like just describing it is kind of pitiful, but I'll go ahead and tell you
about it.... What a fun book! Bright, cheerful illustrations in vivid colors, clever writing with some challenging vocabulary words
(opportunities to teach!) and a great storyline make this comfortably rhythmic book a delight. All the book titles crammed into its
pages make reading the book doubly fun. Highly recommended."

From My
Victricia Malicia Calamity Barrett comes from a pirate family, but she's much more at home in a book than a barge. Her lack of pirate
skills seems to mess up everything, until a scary sea serpent goes after the ship. With her hero status firmly in place, Victricia can finally
find her place -- a place that changes her family forever.
The rollicking rhyme tells the tale of Victricia with humor and plenty
of lively action. And the message of the book in honoring everyone's special gifts and dreams was explored without a hint
of lecture or nag.
The bright illustrations are so full of action that children will return to pore over them time after time. I particularly
enjoyed the end pieces with line drawings that show us the parts of a ship in the front and an appealing "treasure" map at the end. For
little pirate lovers,
this book is worth a three-argh salute! -Jan Fields

From The Corner on Character blog
Meet A Book Loving Buccaneer:   Ahoy Mateys . . . there's a new kid in town thanks to our friends at Flash Light Press that I think
you'll want to meet! Like most of us, she's a "Book Loving Buccaneer," but she's stuck in a precarious position aboard a pirate ship in
a pirate family with not an ounce of pirate-ness in her being or bones. Through author Carrie Clickard's clever discourse, the reader
travels the stormy seas that are Victricia Malicia's life and yearns with this young spitfire for something more suitable. Just wait until you
see what happens when the tides turn and the waves of life crest Vic into the chapter where she could capture her daring dry-land

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From Book and a Garden blog
"This rollicking tale, told in witty rhyme by Carrie Clickard, is sure to delight readers and listeners.  Mark Meyers’ hilarious illustrations
are in keeping with the spirit of the story. Little extras—like the book titles [on the library shelf, for instance]
Don’t Let the Pigeon
Steer the Ship
—add to fun. So, me hearties, hurry and get a copy of this treasure for your very own."

From NY Parenting
Pirate Heroine Turns Book-aneer: There are some books you love to read to your child, and some he prefers, but we think you’ll both
agree that Carrie Clickard’s “Victricia Malicia: Book-Loving Buccaneer” will be considered a treasure. In this tale, illustrated by Mark
Meyers (of “Ballpark Mysteries” fame), young Victricia just can’t embrace the family business of swashbuckling. Instead, she yearns
for books and dry land. Clickard’s rhyming tale is a joy to read aloud, and she introduces her readers (ages 4–8) to a boatload of
pirate terms. She vanquishes a sea serpent and is hailed a hero, but she stays true to her dream and opens a bookstore on an island.
Her independent spirit is an inspiration to all.

From City Book Review ****
Victricia Malicia Calamity Berret is a girl pirate who loves books. Her whole family is made of pirates and they want her to be a
buccaneer too. Her mother was the ship’s captain, her father was the cook, and her sisters are pirates as well. Victricia’s pirating skills
are never up to par even though she’s been learning them all her life. Her mistakes almost get her kicked off the boat, until she saves
everyone from a sea monster. Still, Victricia knows that the pirate’s life is not for her. Instead, she opens her own bookstore on land
and teaches the other pirates how to read.

Victricia Malicia is an interesting book... and there were lots of other really big words in the book as well, like vehemently and
vernacular. I liked when my mom read it to me, but it was hard to read by myself. I liked Victricia because she was a bookworm just
like me and because she stood up for what she really wanted. --review by Alexandria, age 7

From Z Hayes on Treview
My seven-year-old daughter and I love to read, browse in musty old bookstores, and hang out at the library. When we spied this
book at our local library,
we could not resist it. This rhyming adventure on the high seas (and land) is great fun, and makes a
wonderful read-aloud. My daughter and I took turns reading this aloud and added sound effects for good measure, resulting in a fun
and engaging reading session!

Victricia Malicia is a sweet young girl who despite her less than benign name, wishes for nothing more than to live on a farm and put
down roots. This proves difficult given her family's love of the high seas and their buccaneering tradition. They can't fathom why the
youngest in their clan has no interest in sailing and raiding the high seas! Instead, she hides away in solitude, taking refuge in books (she
teaches herself to read at a tender young age), and dreams of a landlubbing life.

Well, just as Victricia's family decide that perhaps it's time to "de-boat" her, something unexpected happens that proves Victricia has
more to her than meets the eye :) This is a wonderful, fun read,
told in a rhyming style that is pure delight and whimsy. The
colorful illustrations are beautifully done, and should appeal to aspiring young book-loving buccaneers and landlubbers

Stories a la Mode
How’s this for a great combination: a ship full of pirates, an ancient Sea Monster, trunks full of doubloons (ooops, they might have all
gotten sunk into the ocean after slipping and sliding in “soap . . . created from squid spit and lotion”), and spaghetti served with
mysterious looking sea creature tentacles. So what’s the problem?

Pirate Daughter hates the sea and yearns to live on dry land. Victricia Malicia, title character of VICTRICIA MALICIA: BOOK
LOVING BUCCANEER by Carrie Clickard, never did learn to climb the rigging or tie knots that would hold. And frankly, she didn’t
care for Spaghetti Tentacular. Her great passion was reading books.

After a lively discussion, the family decides that the best way to cure Vic is to “ground her.” But before she can be put ashore with her
book collection, she saves the family from the Sea Serpent, Scylla. And as a reward, Vic gets her greatest wish.

Mark Meyers did a superb job of bringing Carrie’s story to life. Each family member is distinctively drawn and dressed and the facial
expressions are appropriate to each escapade. Even the ship critters are interesting: Vic’s gold fish in a bowl, the green potbellied
parrot, and the mice that can’t abide Vic’s cooking. The sketch of the ship adds to the understanding of piratical terms and the
treasure map is absolutely authentic. By the way, the name of the ship is The Potbellied Parrot.

I can’t help but brag that Carrie is a member of my SCBWI group and I’m sure the entire state of Florida is proud of her even though
it’s only been two years since we stole her from the state of Michigan. They’re welcome to be proud of her, too.

From 3rd Grade
...Third grade strong boys and girls will laugh at this funny story.... Victricia is a character that all third grade readers will identify with.
The story is told in rhyme and is fun to read. This would be a great read aloud for teachers to introduce the fact that the books
Victricia uses are real books and  many of the titles are shown. Teachers could easily make a project for the students to choose a
book from Victricia’s reading list.
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